How much does a pet rock cost? How does a rock love? How does The Rock win the presidency? None of these things are really explained in this week's episode. What IS explained is just how bizarre some of our carrier pigeons can be.
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"Dvorak Polka", "Fig Leaf Times Two", "Royal Banana", "Odyssey", "Long Stroll", "Volatile Reaction", and "Marty Gots a Plan" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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